People are quite different from one another. Some are talented, some are less. Some are detail-oriented, and some can’t see the details even when they are extremely obvious. Some people have complicated jobs, and some simple ones. But the one thing that units us all is that we all make mistakes. Sometimes those mistakes are happy accidents, and sometimes they cost millions of dollars to fix. The important thing is that they all make for hilarious pictures that can brighten up your day, no matter how badly it started. So if you want to start you day with a smile, here are a few images that will help you do so.
Every bad guy is a good guy with a sad story
Reading his name, we can see the amount of neglect he could have experienced. Either his parents did not care enough about giving him a proper name or his school found his name too complicated so they just went with "First name" and "Last name." Or maybe, the journalist had an angry wife waiting at home so he skipped the "Names" field. Anyhow, sad story, my man!
Architecture students should never miss their classes
Is the traffic light facing in the wrong direction? Or, did the bridge come in the way? We will never really know. What we do know, however, is that architecture students bunking their classes must be a punishable offense.
Sliding mode - God Level
Maybe you would have to put on your specs to realize the sadistic pun in this picture. The slide indents to throw children into the air, giving them an experience of a lifetime. Or, perhaps, the probably last one.
That’s pretty much you and your parents, never on the same page
This seems to happen when you want to do something but your parents tell you otherwise. So this is quite the metaphorical sign to tell you what life is actually about.
This woman is quite dedicated to check out guys
This is some next level ridiculous! This woman is so much into a guy that she just didn’t realize it or somebody is playing ‘Puzzles’ with the tiles. Either way, it is crazy! It might be even the wild imagination of a rookie artist.
When mom says ‘siblings should share things together’ and things end up like this!
Sharing clothes is a common thing between siblings. But sometimes, I guess, moms go too far. And that’s how you and your siblings end up looking like this. Bit dark, huh?
With or without
These guys are just making the world ‘harder’ to live. Unless what they mean is that this is a “buy one, get one” kind of a deal and you are about to get another packet of sugar for free. You gotta think the brighter side, after all!
Well, that’s ME and my chemistry exam papers
This is all about how far you can go to prove that you totally suck at things, even ‘copying’. You just realize that when you match your textbook and the answer you wrote. Some people are just lacking this basic talent.
That’s not how you enter, man!
Do I need to be gymnast to enter here? Seriously, who is making these signs? Well, apparently you need to go topsy-turvy to go inside. These arrow signs should sit and talk sometime and sort this out.
This happens when you do online dating
Now you know, you cannot trust anything and anyone. This makes me remember when I met the girl in person after dating her online for six months. Make sure expectations match reality! This, however, gave me an idea for smuggling stuff (evil smile).
Well done, Einstein!
This probably is the next big invention, I mean; seriously that guy outsmarted the dumb architect who made this mess in the first place. These guys deserve a pat, on their cheeks. But hey, you gotta praise the talent.
When life happens to you (at your face)
You think there is a way to go inside and next moment, life starts to have fun with you. So better watch where you are going or you might find a ‘Narnia’ door, if not some bad luck. Either way, just remember that not every staircase will take you to a door. Some just mess up with you.
That’s not how things work in the real world
This guy way is beyond his league! Remember the guy who always uses shaving cream as toothpaste? Yeah, gross! Right? This happens when a new journalist does not know his props and so uses a remote control as a mic. Somebody is totally getting fired!
That’s ME deciding anything in my life, all the time
You gotta make up your mind. Should we enter or not. There is some serious paradoxical mess going on with these people or they are just messing with the people. Stop this before people stop reading signs all together. Our lives are complicated enough already, thanks.
Printing mistake is the last thing you should expect
Teresa Kennedy was very excited about getting this picture. She was getting ready to display it proudly in her house and show to the family as a sign of success. What she did not expect was to find out that she looks completely different, or to be exact, that she looks exactly like the guy directly underneath her. Talk about mistaken identity.
Nobody had listened to that poor guy!
Feel bad for the guy who clearly mentioned where to put the door. It was as simple as that, but these silly architects didn’t pay attention at all. Well, I guess they find comfort in putting the door in a middle of the wall, assuming we all can fly or else go underground.
When you drank too much because of peer pressure
Never ever drink over your limit, not even while competing with your friend. Otherwise, you end up like this. This might be your friend and you after 7 shots. He seems to be quite fine. You on the other hand look upside down. That’s when you realize your buddy is better with alcohol.
See, what have you done?
There is so much confusion in life that when I see this, I just feel that everything makes sense now. I mean, I can’t imagine anything more messed up than that. Salute to these manufacturers, and thank you for the metaphor.
The face of the bull
Somebody get me the manual on how to wear this ridiculous cap so the bull can be seen straight and not in a Yoga position. This is why you should stop asking your siblings to stop gifting you stuff. We could have been fine with Yoga Bull, but what about the text?
Wait! What? Yeah that’s what I thought
Thanks for reminding me why I stopped shopping at stores and switched to online shopping where I only get shocked when the package arrives with something different from my expectations. At least there I don’t have to deal with ridiculous signs and confusing messages.
That’s what I said to dad but I wonder why he didn’t listen
Somebody had to say that! I have been telling this to people for ages. Wine is just like water. I wonder why they keep calling me an alcoholic. These guys are doing quite a great job selling the lie. I am totally cool with it.
You just have to stop saying it everywhere
Writing ‘Stop Smoking’ on cigarette packets and even stores is really funny. I doubt if it spreads any awareness at all. It is like asking someone not to go for a movie when they already bought the tickets. That’s not reasonable, man. Cigarette marketing strategy and health awareness cannot go hand in hand.
How one could possibly obey these road signboards?
There is definitely something wrong with these road sign. They are just making car drivers confused and wonder ‘why they even bought the car in the first place’. Well, next time you find such contradictory signs, better check for yourself.
Mind what you are eating
This makes people sick even before trying the actual product. Well, you need to make sure it never comes as a breakfast choice because it doesn’t sound like the best way to start your day. It will be totally fun to see their reaction on this.
Seriously, you had one job to do…
This is either a genius way to test the limits of things going wrong or this guy just outsmarted the dumbest move in the world’s record. This might be the reason I got Fs in my drawing and sketch classes. People thought I am color blind.
They just couldn’t resist doing something like this
It is the satisfaction you feel to know that it is not just you who screw things up but even an organization can collectively surpass the stupidity level. Either you choose to eat your food with these ‘spoons’ or buy a table knife to get the actual spoons.
We never thought of utilizing staircases this way
Staircases are traditionally used to go from one height to another, but I guess these people evolved from that thought and use staircases in better ways like just spending time, consuming space, wasting materials, or any other 100 such dumb reasons. Well, thanks geniuses.
Heinz needs ‘Auto-rotating’ banners
You surely know the ‘auto-rotating’ feature of smartphones where it adjusts the screen accordingly when we turn it upside down. Well, I guess, this brand need that feature too, or they might have forgotten to switch it on.
Is this School in Gotham?
I am not sending my kids to this school. It looks like it might be in a violent and dark city like Gotham. The placements of products in these malls are getting hilarious day by day. No wonder one day you will see guns being sold in a flower vase.
This is certainly not helping
Architectural schools should stop manufacturing such idiots or stop appointing zombies as construction workers because this is just the beginning. One day you might find staircases without ending up anywhere or something bizarre like that.
Damn it, boss. We get it!
Left lane must be left because according to the sign it can't be right. But because it's not right, it's going to be left. So basically, the left lane must be on the left. I hope that makes sense to you. Whatever it is, just go to the left for left lane.
I am not that smart. Please help
Sometimes people like to do work in their own ways, and it's good too, at least it creates variations. But what do we call this creation now? Whoever did this, please leave something to guide us through it so people can understand how they are supposed to use this!
You are not the only one having a bad day here
Some days are just bad, and some days are worst. If you are having one of those not so successful days, you might enjoy seeing that those days happen to everyone! Check out for example the guy who bought a cone of ice cream to brighten up his day, and after opening the packet, he got this! Feeling good now?
When Samsung is bored with their own models
Well genius, you don’t have to be a technology genius to get the mistake here. It's basically an apple phone. The Samsung Company clearly got bored with their own phones, so for a change, they are selling the Apple iPhones. I mean it is fine as long as no one notices, especially someone from Apple Company.
So… that’s how the emergency door was invented?
Getting out shouldn’t be too much of a problem, and it possibly can be used as an emergency only too, but how are the owners going to get in? There should be some way, right? Maybe it is a way of trapping thieves and something horrible is waiting for them as they reach the surface.
I hope whoever did this realize what exactly is wrong with this one
Sometimes I wish to renovate my house, but after this, I think twice about that option. Or at least I should check twice before confirming anything. The one thing I know for sure is that I feel bad for the owner and I hope the renovation guy better knows what he did. And hopefully fixes it too.
The ninja techniques behind the sign ‘STOP.’
Always look at the bright side. We know this job is not well done, but it is still quite creative. Regardless if you stop to read the sign or stop because you get it, in the end, you have to stop here. In short, the guy did his job and all we can do is give round applause for this creativity.
I think I should just take an elevator.
This is what lack of sleep does to you. You can’t even realize the correct way to point stairs to. That guy just had one thing that he needed to do right, but he messed up big time. Not only the way is blocked, but you will also never find the right way. Definitely a lose-lose situation.
The only mart I wanted to visit in my childhood!
Can someone please let me know where such places are in the real world? The guy who did this should receive an award for such a great deed. Not only he had an amazing thought, but he also clearly understands what people need these days. I wish I had someone like that in my childhood.
This guy clearly missed geography classes
Pay attention to what your teachers are teaching you and don’t miss classes. This is exactly what happens when you don’t take your studies seriously, especially the geography classes. On another note, maybe this guy was not that familiar with the little thing called Google.
Final destination in real life
The makers of final destination get the ideas due to these sorts of stuff? I am worried about the people who decided to go inside and shop. I don’t know whether they are fine or not? Should I call for help or is it going to be fine? I guess since there is not much I can at this point, I will just satisfy my craving for movies.
I can’t even look
There is a reason why teachers say you should not miss classes on important days. This can be the result of your carelessness! Well, the photo can either provoke your OCD, give you a painful headache or worst bring your most violent side out.
What else you can expect?
Feeling confused about who needs more of your sympathy? The phone which fails to float on the water or the guy who promises that it would? Well anyhow, the guy wins the awards at the end. At least you can take the phone out of the water but what about that poor guy who committed his name to the product?
The confusion of the holiday season
The holiday season can be hectic and stressful. You are running around, trying to finish all the shopping and satisfy everyone around you. So when you get home after a full day of roaming around the mall, the last thing you want to find out is that you got the wrong stuff. At least you know it wasn’t exactly your fault.
Who needs English to deliver the news?
The irony of the education system who can’t spell correctly the main thing it stands behind. It's not only your kid's fault that they are failing classes, especially when the education system is failing too! Well, kids, at least you have someone to blame this time.
Storage space is one of the most important features around the kitchen. With the wide assortment of tools these days, you can never have too many drawers and cupboards. But it doesn’t really help when you can’t use them all. Or better say, you can only use them half way. Great planning.
This guy clearly knows how to use the sentence ‘I suck at this work’ correctly
When I don’t like something, or someone asks me to do something that I have to do whether I like it or not, I never know how to say I don’t want to do it. But thanks to this guy, now I know how to say politely that I suck at this work, please don’t waste my or your time.
Reasons why I have trust issues
Someone clearly did not understand his job here. It was just one simple task to do! Well, it’s obvious that the slushy guy doesn’t really understand the difference between the green apple and cherry. Or maybe he is not familiar with the difference in colors between these fruits.
Joey got Chandler, mountain dew got Pepsi, What about you?
This broke me down in tears! Do even the machines have such a bonding? Why am I the only unlucky one here! Well, I should just buy something to drink, but what should I buy and from whom. Am I buying Pepsi from mountain dew or mountain dew from Pepsi?
Are these special tomatoes?
She says tomato; I say potato, but what is this exactly? Dear Wegmans people, I am going to wait while you take your sweet time and let me know when you figure out what exactly you guys are selling to your customers!
Photos Of The Most Ridiculous Construction Fails
Construction work is hard. It requires the collaboration of many people, with many professions, and with many ideas. So it would make sense to assume that lots of planning goes into it and many pairs of eyes are reviewing the process from beginning to end. So how is it possible then that such ridiculous mistakes have been made? Maybe those are just goofy construction workers that try to spice up their working hours. If so, some of them might have taken it a step too far.
Why Is It Here
This is what we call a failed design, I mean, is this supposed to look beautiful or cause trouble? Well this will only cause problems for the pedestrians trying to gain access to the shop; you never know where you might place your feet and fall on the ground. The design of this concrete block makes no sense; I think the worker has relationship issues.
Watch Your Head
I can’t believe someone built this, this is totally CRAZY!! I just want to know if they were sleeping when doing this job, or if they even tried to test the escalator. A person can’t make use of this escalator to ride up because you will definitely hit your head on the ceiling. The highest point of the escalator is too close to the ceiling.
You Got to Work for Your Money
I have never seen any ATM placed at such a height this is unbelievable. Humans are really unpredictable. This ATM is way too high for someone to operate comfortably; I think a ladder should be provided for users to gain access to this ATM to help compliment this error.
If I was using this toilet, how am I supposed to get the tissue? Am I Mr. fantastic? LOL, I guess I need to bring with my personal tissue. The tissue is too far from the toilet. The person who designed this toilet just didn’t want anyone to use the tissue. This can be so embarrassing.
Now this drawer can’t be accessed properly in any way because of its closeness to the stove knob. Why would somebody do this kind of a thing? This has rendered this drawer completely useless and needs to be reconstructed.
Is that a sink? OMG! The person who did this should be arrested for obstruction of comfort. This is absurd. How can you place a sink there? As a means to flush? This is totally crazy; a man will have a hard time trying to use it in whichever position he chooses.
The bridge obviously has no reason to be here, like who puts a bridge over bare ground? This is one of the craziest things I have ever seen. A bridge is meant to be built over a body of water to serve as a crossing between one end of the water and the other. This bridge was built between the ends of two roads, serving no purpose here.
With the way these toilets are positioned, there can’t be a situation whereby the toilet will be full and used by different people. There is no space in this toilet and this will make the toilet very uncomfortable for more than two people to use at the same time. This is way out of this world.
Modren Amusement Park
I am still trying to figure out the purpose of this structure on the stairs. Is this supposed to be a ride or something? I do not think so. This is clearly a mistake because this side of the steps will look dangerous to use. A slight fall can cause a lot of injury.
Upside Down World
What kind of carpenter will fix a door like this and go home happy? This door has been fixed upside down passing wrong information to a person looking at it. The number 52 now looks like 25 and the see-through glass which is meant to be up is now down and the person inside has to look down to see who is at the door and will only see their feet.
Is there no privacy in the world anymore? Can’t I use the bathroom privately without being seen? This is absurd; these doors are pointless because they do not cover anything. It’s the same as using the toilet with the door open. These should be broken down and reconstructed to achieve their real purpose.
The Challenge of Passing
These poles are practically blocking this passage, they positioned wrongly. Are they expecting us to do some exercises by jumping in between them or squeezing to pass through the side? These poles shouldn’t be attached here but rather outside the passage. I don’t think this is a design, but if it is then it is very whack and useless.
The Paradox of Climbing
These two pathways lead nowhere, the ramp and stairs are certainly not required in any way. This is just a waste of money, time and resources. The construction idea is all wrong and was not considered before the work begun. The only good thing here is that it can be used as an exercise but I am sure that is not why it was constructed.
LOL, this is definitely a death sentence. How can you put a swing on the roof of a building? If someone was sliding down the red slide, where will they land? This is crazy. Whoever put this here just wants the whole neighborhood to know that he has a playground on the roof, but I am sure he will never allow his kids to play there.
The Door to Narnia
Excuse me, where is this door leading to, the wall? I am very confused right now. This is absolutely a wrong place to put a door; I do not know how someone is supposed to gain access to the door now that it is positioned at such a height. I just want to believe this is wallpaper or a design and that the door does not lead anywhere. Even if it is a design, such design has no point.
The Second Floor
Oh my God, you’ve got to be kidding me. Is this stairs supposed to take me somewhere? This kind of case scenario might be a result of the house owner having too much cement at his disposal and just wants to waste it. So if you feel like wasting the cement you have, you can do something like this and laugh over it in the future.
The way is still open for free movement by any vehicle. It is as if this facility was built to welcome the passage of everyone because there is no reasonable gate attached. How can you put a small gate by the side of the entrance? With the way this gate is positioned, I do not think any stranger to this environment will knock or try to use the gate that does not block him and the pathway to his destination.
And This Bridge is Here Why?
This is another unnecessary bridge built without purpose, waste of cement, time and money. This bridge does not perform the work it was meant to do. I think this was built for fancy just to add beauty to the place and give it a little flare.
The Class of...
These students are going for classes in the civil engineering section of the school, on bridges they will soon know how to build. Who came up with this idea? It is so hilarious but yet meaningful in away. I guess the management that constructed this bridge just wants to give the students an insight on what to expect in civil engineering.
Now why would you destroy the student success centre? As the name implies, this is where students learn to be successful in life and their studies in school, so it shouldn’t be broken down unless the “success” in the name of the building is some sort of a metaphor to attract people.
The Invisible Mountain
I do not think that there is a reason for a tunnel here; this is an open road that has no obstruction above. A tunnel is only built when there is a mountain located above the road to allow the passage of vehicles. I am just trying to figure out what this tunnel is creating path for or shielding the cars from? Is it rain? I don’t think so. This construction is so pointless.
Bad Day for Volvo
This type of accident is something that must be avoided. This car fell into this crack and got stuck in between; it got stuck because the top of the car was smaller than bottom. It will be very difficult for this vehicle to be removed without damage to it. Hopefully no onw got caught inside.
Hide and Seek
How can a cabinet be constructed to fit a full grown man in it? LOL I can’t believe this and the man looks comfortable in it. This is certainly a construction failure, a cabinet shouldn’t be this big, and what are they putting inside? If a man can fit in it, then it is no longer a cabinet rather we can call it a wardrobe.
When There's a Will
Now this pole is certainly in the wrong place, see the location of the other poles in the picture, they are perfectly placed at the side of the road not in it. This is serving as an obstruction to movement and can cause damage to life and property if it eventually falls down one day. I don’t know who thought of this, but the person should be fired. He even went ahead to create a small path for people to go across, this guy is not OK!
Whenever you see a tortoise, the first thing that comes to mind is slow because the tortoise is a very slow animal. I would say this construction worker is a wise man because he just replaced an unavailable slow sign with a tortoise. Due to the fact that a slow sign was not available, a tortoise should let people know that they need to slow down; there is a construction work ahead.
What Are You Doing Here?!?
Only God knows how this crocodile found itself in a construction site. Whether it was put here or came here by itself that remains a mystery. Well, in that case, with the presence of the crocodile, I do not think there will be any construction activity that day because no construction worker is ready to work in the same place with a loose wild animal such as the crocodile.
The Flying Car
A car at such height, what if it falls? There will be a lot of damage. A crane lifts a car up to this extent, something is wrong. I think the car was not the intended material to be lifted; this is certainly a mistake that should be corrected soon enough to avoid damage. Wait don’t tell me there are people in the car, this is so CRAZY!!
Competition For The Husband
LOL, the driver of this van is certainly passing a message to all the wives out there. This is a funny sign to put up. The question on the women’s minds will be “what exactly does he want to finish because my husband has started a lot of things?” I say again humans are very unpredictable.
Thanks For The Warning
Is it Halloween? This is certainly a funny way to scare people off because the last time I checked, there are no dinosaurs currently in existence. All have been washed off the surface of the earth. This is a very funny sign, it shouldn’t be ignored though caused you do not know what lies ahead.
Tic Tac Toe
This is the most creative and fun thing that I have seen being done by construction workers in my life. How can you be playing tic-tac-toe on the road with construction operations? This is so entertaining; I certainly would love to see the winner of this contest.
How did this happen? What kind of force will pull down this heavy equipment? This is something else; I just hope no one got hurt. This is a terrible construction accident that could have taken the lives of a large number of people. I am just wondering how they raise it up, this will take months to accomplish.
What is going on here? Are my eyes deceiving me? What kind of construction worker will want to lift such heavy equipment to this height and be comfortable with it? I do not think this was their intention. If this huge machine falls down from the tower, the damage it will cause will be devastating.
I would not call this laziness but this is not right. A construction worker should never take a nap while at work, what if something happens, how will you escape when you are fast asleep? This is a crazy sight, I can imagine how the owner of this building would feel when he arrives to this, trust me it will not be funny to him even if it is to us.
Why are people like this? Who taught of this sign? This is one funny way of passing information to people around. With the way the message is been drafted, people might take it for granted and trespass not knowing that this stuff is actually serious.
A man got stuck in the ceiling. What is he doing there? I think the material used in making the ceiling got weak at that spot and broke easily. This is not a nice experience for anybody in this kind of situation; it can be very embarrassing and painful at the same time and might lead to injuries. Sorry for the man though, I hope he gets help fast.
Best Seats In The House
I do not know who came up with the idea of building a brick wall over a section of bleachers. What do you expect people who sit her to watch? This wall has rendered this set of bleachers useless because no one will like to sit down there, I wouldn’t even want my enemy to sit there. This is a big construction error that should be corrected.
Which One to Pick?
It just seems to me that the plumber was sleep deprived and thought it was reasonable to put many knobs in one location to turn on a single tap. This is some crazy stuff. All the knobs can’t be used at the same time to turn on water that is not how the plumbing system works.
And The Stairs Are Where?
Is this door meant to be a window? This door certainly leads to nowhere. I do not know why someone would put a door at such a height without stairs to access them. This is certainly a failure in construction, it wasn’t meant to be there. It certainly can’t be a design.
Sense of Direction
With the way this handle is fixed, I do not think the door can close. This is a big mistake by the person who fixed this door. This handle needs to be removed and attached in the right way that will make the door close properly.
If you have seen the movie lion king, you would remember this character called Scar. In the movie he sang a song titled “be prepared” and now using this as a sign is just one of the craziest things I have seen. Once you see this funny sign, just be prepared because you can never know what lies ahead.
Getting to Know You
It is so obvious that these two toilets can’t be used at the same time, the positioning is just wrong. Whoever did this is wicked and wants people to wait in line before doing their business. That is so wrong. I would rather wait than try to use this with someone, it will be so uncomfortable.
Wow, this is a huge error. How can these two bridges not meet? How do they want cars to cross properly? Bridges are meant to connect from one end to the other. No one will like to take a risk of using this bridge because you will eventually fall off at this junction.
When in Rome
Although this sign is funny, there is a little bit of truth in it. This is only trying to let you know that you should be a little patient with the construction process because it will take some time to complete. If Rome was built in a day, that contractor will be building all structures in the world due to the speed and efficiency.
Selective Drive Through
The yellow bar placed in this location is simply restricting the access of the truck, it can’t go through. Only smaller cars can pass through the obstacle with ease but for this truck, it will definitely hit the yellow bar and this can be dangerous.
You Shall Not Pass
LOL, this girl is funny though. She can’t get down the stairs because someone constructed a pillar that blocked the pathway. This pillar is not supposed to be there, it isn’t supposed to be an obstruction but rather a support to the building. This girl will have to do some gymnastics to get over the rail.
Only For Kids
Wonders will never end in this world. The plumber who did this should be arrested for obstruction of the call of nature. A grown person can’t make use of this toilet like this; the location is too close for comfort. This is a wicked act; this will not be funny to the home owner when he sees it.
Is that a brick wall behind the window? Why construct a window in such location? The builders just wanted to add little design to this side of the house I guess because there is clearly no reason for this window to be placed here.
Is this real? If it is real, then the government will certainly demolish this building. How can a contractor raise such a building on a major road? I am amazed by this kind of idea. This building is clearly obstructing the free movement of cars along this road and this will cause a lot of traffic.
See You Ladder
Someone just didn’t want this ladder to be used again. Putting a rail between the poles of a ladder is certainly a good way to get it stuck. This is such a crazy idea but also wise if it was done to restrict the use of the ladder. What a good way to condemn a ladder, humans can be so creative at times.
Parking for a Plane
Is that a garage? OMG what is wrong with human beings? What can be parked there now, a helicopter? Even that can’t fit into the garage. This is the worst place to put a garage, it is meant to be on a ground level to enable easy parking. I think this garage will be used as a sit-out rather than a garage itself.
The Invisible Entrance
This stairwell is certainly leading you to a wall with no opening, so why was it put there? I think this was done just to exhaust the excess materials that was left after construction was completed because this stairwell does not serve any purpose to the location it is been placed.
These Photos Will Make You Feel Much Better About Your Day
We might not like to admit it, but the saying is right, "Misery loves company". Even if we try to think of ourselves as the nicest, most generous people in the world, we still feel better when other people are doing worse. So in the spirit of embracing this fact, here are a few images that will bring a smile to your face in those less happy days.
Late to the Pizza Party
Pushing to limits is never useful every day. Sometimes you just need to know when is the best time to go home. When you are too tired to even hold a box of pizza, maybe it's time you call it a night. Unless you want to be part of a meme.
You will lose both your energy and food as the source of energy. You might also lose some saliva in the process. Pizza would have been delivered to you.
Trying to Help
This kid was just trying to do the right thing, but he probably regretted it the next second. Sometimes life can be so unfair. Your motive may not always reflect in the results.
But that doesn’t mean you stop helping. While the thought counts, act.
This is embarrassing. This girl was so focused on applying her makeup, she neglected to check whether someone was in that car. The driver found the best way to let her know. That would be you!
So how many times do you stop to check if your dress or shirt is well-pressed? Maybe the one-sided windows are everywhere in your city. The bank window may not roll down but there might be someone looking.
Expert gamers also started here. If you are familiar with the Rush Hour game where the goal is to free the red car, this is the hardest level you probably have ever seen. At one point in life, this must have been you greatest disappointment.
Math is never interesting if you are rushing with time. It is the thrill in this game that will keep you overnight. Figure out before you get stuck here.
Summer is no joke! So a note to self: don't leave your duck in the car in a hot summer day. You might come back to a puddle instead.
The deco in your car might expand. If you were tired of picking it up every time you hit a bump, it will be permanent. Don’t park anywhere during summer.
In the race between water and humans, water win. It might sound like a known fact, but this guy had to learn it the hard way. It is not one of the interesting facts, it is real. Nowhere to run!
Not everyone has to learn by experience. Water is more powerful, we know that. Don’t let it prove to you in a hard way.
What Are You Doing Here?
Next time lock your window properly. There is always someone waiting for an opportunity. Looks like someone has taken possession over this couple's bedroom. He appears so surprised, as if the couple should be the one to apologize for the invasion.
Call it unwelcome visitor but it is already on the couch. I bet you won’t forget to check on your window and door next time. It also needs a comfortable bed in the evening.
Consider a Belt
This swat team was so focused on the mission, they forgot to check what they have connected the cables too. Just in case, I recommend the guy use a belt next time. But there is no way to fasten the neck on the head.
The supervisor will be happy with your focus but what about your trouser? Maybe checking cables should be more than work cables. The guy should work a centimeter away.
Watch Your Step
It has been said that nothing hurts more than stepping on a piece of Lego. I guess that people who say that do not have screws sticking out of their floor. Wood floors have more about life.
The next time you are on a wooden floor, watch your step. The screws might be everywhere on the edges. Don’t move with theories.
Everything was perfect. Great weather, nice water temperature, and amazing day at the beach. The only thing to make it perfect was this ice cream cone. Looks like the bird had the same idea.
Everyone on the beach is feeling the heat. Next time you might wan to buy or carry more ice cream. The bird needs to cool down too.
Water will always beat human. When the temperature drops, make sure not to park under a water stream. Otherwise, your car could become part of a frozen waterfall statue.
What do you keep in the trunk? Cold temperatures may not work with your clothes. Remember water is also heavy, don’t fear the temperature only.
Fun at The DMV
Someone at the DMV office probably tried to spice up his day when he registered this license plate. Not sure the girl who got it was as amused. The joke is on you.
The fun might be on the guy at DMV but you have to handle it. You have to share in the fun as you drive. Next time check before you walk out of DMV.
Stealing glances is not only with suitors. Updating your computers is never fun. You never know what might stop working and the time it is taking is never expected. Especially when the system does not know the meaning of percentage.
The wait never seems to end. If you 100% is the highest, you are in for a surprise. Computer language is different.
You need it immediately? Speaking about over-drying. Seems like there are more than one way to make sure the laundry is fully dry. Although has its fair share of surprises.
Steam is not the only option. Fire might be more efficient. It depends with how far you are willing to go with your creativity.
When you choose a window seat, you usually expect to see a bit more than the plane's inner wall. It is not easy to outgrow a window seat unless you’ve been on such an experience. Turns out surprises are not on birthdays only.
Wait for the air hostess to explain this. But she might not be in contact with the plane manufacturer. The airline did not promise any window views either.
Just when you thought you found the solution to all of your life's problems, it slips between your fingers. Maybe life is about timing. You should IP addresses of such containers to be lucky next time.
Maybe you need to find a new definition of pamphlet. Or you need glasses. Maybe you should not move, your life answer is here.
The best way to complement your lunch sandwich is with a delicious bottled juice. And if it comes for free, even better. If you are religious, the supernatural power is real.
It depends with how long you are willing to wait. Or how crazy you are willing to go with shaking the box. Or you can stay and hope.
Not sure who did the planning for these lockers, but he didn't do the best job. This person will have a tough time fitting in his school supplies. Might be a trigger to creativity.
Your first challenge in school.At least you were assigned a locker. Maybe you haven’t read the manual. It is for keeping something more specific and unique.
Didn't See That Coming
What other people do is wrong, what about your choices? This couple thought they already faced the hard part in their relationship. I bet they didn't see that coming. Research is not only for organizations.
There is always more to what meets the eye. When you think you have seen it all, blood is hiding. You might want to start with inside checks next time.
Everything was perfect. The perfect wedding in the perfect setting. Until the couple realized that it is slightly harder to get the ring back when it falls to a pond. Beach wedding might be more interesting, with moving water.
The perfect venue for fish or wedding? Unless a fish is kind enough to carry it for you. But you still won’t find it today. The moment is gone.
The one thing that can make a collision worse is having buckets of paint in the car when it happens. Am not sure if this covered by insurance. You collided with paint, the car is okay.
Can the police identify the driver? I hope it didn’t color the mouth too. Paint is more than color, it is sticky.
So you love surprises? When you prepare dinner in your rice cooker, this is the last thing you want to find inside. I guess the cat found the heat comforting.
Of course you were never too hungry. It can be a motivation to cleaning all your kitchen. How about pet training?
This looks quite dangerous. It is important to remember that the MRI scans are magnetic and it is probably not the best idea to have a huge metal crate right next to it. Hopefully the patient has already left.
Guess doctors are mostly right. Next time don’t ignore warnings on walls and doors. MRI likes natural, no makeup or cosmetic.
Fashion has no limits. Sometimes it finds you. We all know how to get a farmer's tan, but if you opt for this unique zebra look, all you have to do is to wear ripped jeans and wait in the sun.
Make use of the natural light. Zebras may have burnt to become black. So how do you plan on the white strips?
It's a Match
You know this awkward moment when you hand out your passport and try to match the expression in your picture so that the officer knows it is you? In her case, if he can't really tell, it is probably a compliment. I hope she can’t match the passport face.
We change right? This is the first time you will hope the authority thinks its not you. just to build your self-confidence.
Things to remember before jumping from a plane: check that your parachute is functioning and that you have nothing in your pocket. You don't want to be like this guy who lost his keys on the way down. Not sure how to follow the “drain” here.
Requirements before a sky ride should be zero items. You don’t want to land on a rock because of car keys. Or maybe loss is your definition of good memories.
Stuck and Wet
It is never a good time to be locked in. But it is especially less convenient when you are naked, wet in the shower and you need to get the maintenance guy to get you out. Safety in this case has two options; showering with door open or with clothes on.
I wonder if he was done with the shower. Is he ever going back to the bathroom? Once bitten twice shy.
Ever wondered what will happen if you press a stress ball too hard? Fortunately you don't have to wonder anymore. This guy has the answer. I hope that matches level of stress.
Sauce or stress? Next time you are stressed, try to regulate. How do you explain sauce on your palm?
Remember, you don't want to leave your tool box open in the car while driving. And more importantly, the guy behind you definitely doesn't want you to do that. Fixing a wind screen may not require such a tool.
Tools are not necessary on a clean windscreen. Unless you are planning to fix something while driving, always close the trunk. The guy driving behind will be happier.
Food on Fire
It is one thing to burn the food. It is a totally different thing to burn the entire house along with it. Remember to check when the food is burnt “properly.”
Choose, food or house? In either case you have to keep watch. The burn should not be exaggerated.
This is horrible and must be extremely painful. I am literally out of words to describe it as I am not even able to look. The charge is not a usual one.
I hope you know the feeling because I can’t describe. It is plugging gone wrong. Mistakes come with pain.
Always Wear a Hat
One thing that can be sure about this guy is that he knows the importance of wearing a hat in the summer. At least he has one part of the body looking normal. How do you wear a hat?
Depends with where you prioritize for protection. Keep your head clean and cool. Summer sun will obey your priorities.
Hide and Seek
This little kid found the best hiding place in the entire store. Try to find him yourself, since his dad definitely can't.
Hiding does not always have to be in darkness, you can enjoy an “overview.” I hope the kid plays a game. If they look up, he jumps. Am glad it is not in the dark.
Please Watch the Closing Doors
That is why they always say "please watch the closing doors" before and after boarding the train. You might leave something behind when in a rush. After you leave should you check to watch the doors closing?
You still ignore signs? Warnings and directions seem unnecessary until you are in it. The door will close anyway.
World of Skittles
This looked like a start of a really good dream, a world full of skittles. It is less dreamy when it is all spread on the floor and has to be cleaned up. Skittles trigger creativity.
Skittles are only interesting when contained. The color can be a stress trigger on the ground. You can’t risk walking here.
The Magic of Google Maps
Google Maps capture all kind of moments, but this is especially precious. Talking about the perfect timing for a picture. You won’t miss this location on GPS.
The perfect capture. It is more than a direction here, you have an idea of the surface. Some coincidences are perfect!
Sometimes it is all about luck. If this rock was rolling slightly more to the left, the house will only be a memory. The stone might have overstepped its fun and hurt someone.
Say you were on the side of the house. Will the stone still be praised? Wait, where is the car?
When you expect to see kids at your door for "Trick or Treat" it must be terrifying to find a moose instead. Especially when he is taking the treat without asking. Will the kids find it amazing?
I hope you will be familiar with your kids’ scream if this ever happens. It is interesting later. When it happens it will scare you.
We can probably all agree that there are scarier rides than the ferris wheel. Except for this specific ferris wheel which ended up being a terrible experience. Speed increases intensity of fire. Would you hear your own scream while on the ferris?
Fire and speed is not a pleasant combination. Stay or jump? There is no interesting option, maybe screaming.
Pill Side Effect
Before closing your laptop, always check nothing is on the keyboard. You might end up with a huge damage like this guy did. If you were worried, the pill is doing well. The manufacturer did not mention this side effect, will you sue?
Effect doesn’t have to be after ingestion. Next time check on your keyboard. There might be something with more chemicals than a pill.
Bad Parking Spot
You know hazards to avoid when parking. Avoid fruits from falling on it, birds from doing their business on it, and other cars from hitting it. However, how do you avoid from flying eggs to hit it?
Eggs are sticky and colorful. If you think yellow is bright, try eggs. How do you explain at the nex police check as you drive to clean up?
Make sure you choose your friends wisely. Do not keep the friends that leave you buried in the sand, while being used as the bird’s toilet. Maybe they have gone back hoes for their shovels.
Who do you take as company to the beach? Birds will always be with you. Just don’t be stationary.
Guess what won't make it to its destination? The owner is probably all excited for his vacation, not knowing he is in for a surprise when landing. Destination is not always about effort.
The surprise might even be earlier. If the owner ha d a collection ready for the vacation. It won’t be a pleasant surprise.
The Fountain From Hell
What is your definition of amazing? Unless you are looking for a good location for filming a horror movie, this might be scary. The special effect for the bloody water is already there. Now you only need the actors, and action!
It is only exciting for the horror lover. I guess you won’t take a selfie here. It is only fit to look and go.
There is a Lake!
Thanks to GPS cars, swimming is now a surprise. Do you know the Office episode when they drive into the lake while listening to the GPS? Looks like things like that do not only happen on TV.
Cars also swim. Am not sure if the direction is still dependent on GPS. Otherwise it may not be exciting to be in the car.
We all get sunburns but this is quite normal. That is what happens when you get a sun burn with a shaved head.
You come back with a dent just in the middle of your head. The scar on summer, normal. It is the sun not your skin. Everybody will understand.
It's a Massacre
It looks like a complete massacre. Thankfully, on a second look, you realize it is only laundry going completely wrong. This is what happens when you work too hard.
When you have to define the fabric. Laundry machines are not yet smart enough. Maybe regular checking will do next time.
Customer Take Over
Speaking of customer oriented services. When the customer thinks he is always right, he might also think he knows it all. Even better than the employee. Not sure that was what they meant by a self-checkout.
Self-service and self-checkout might be getting out of hand. Maybe it is good for customers. But what would be the cashier’s role?
It is always a good idea to hold on to the handrails. However, sometimes it is completely necessary to stay alive. The bike or the rail? Choose fun.
At least you determine your fate here. Whether it is up or down, you have the choice. Holding on might be a safer option.
Cheers? When you are clinking glasses with someone, make sure the bottom of the glass can endure it. Otherwise, you will end up in wet pants like this guy. In addition, probably pay more at the restaurant.
Not every toasting ends well. It is not about the lady, it is how you hold the glass. Seems the lady knows that better.
Does It Belong to Anyone?
Don’t you think a plane engine is amazing? The last thing you expect to find when hearing a loud noise from outside your house is probably a plane engine. What happened to the rest of it? Owners always come for it, you won’t have to advertise.
What’s the attraction on your wall? The engine had a malfunction in the air but is suddenly “fixed.” Only issue is the house can’t move.
What do you do when the park gate closes before you are done passing? I guess the only solution is to pay twice. Is the ticket per car or in given time?
The park gate is too smart and therefore accurate. You might have to step out of the car. Hope it doesn’t close before you drive out.
Closing your car might also be about comfort the next day. This is not a surprise you want to find in your car before taking off to work. Maybe next time you will remember to keep the car's doors closed before getting inside the house.
Or you will have fun with a little cold on your seat and steering. Snow also loves some warmth. It takes any opening to find its way inside. You might wake up to a full car.
Not Suitable for Adults
Some things should only be used by children. You keep to your own things and let the kids enjoy theirs. Seemingly, the difference between kids and adults is not only age.
Love swinging? Try the steel structures. With every complete cycle you weaken the wood. Unless you are checking its sustenance, it is for kids.
While You Were Gone
Did you task a repair company while leaving in the morning? Maybe they are not yet done. Coming back home from work is always a happy occasion. Unless it looks like your home went under a major sandstorm while you were gone.
The sand thought its time to be part of your household. Surprise for you comes in a different version. Check the walls.
When your upstairs neighbors are squirrels, do not be surprised if your icicles are not white. Squirrels decorate with frozen feces. You can evict them without a one-month notice.
There is always a stranger around or within the house. The stranger in this case doesn’t like you ignoring the presence. They have to do something to draw your attention. be nice.
The marketing department should have made the almond milk and the beef stock packages a bit more distinct. Be attentive when you are just from bed. Otherwise, you might mix the two in your morning coffee.
I hope you take coffee after shower. This mistake is easier if you are still in morning blues. The manufacturer seems to be tactful here.
Lucky Side Up
Don’t pick it up yet! Sometimes things usually drop on the wrong side, it is nice when they fall on the correct one for a change. Now how do you get it up without spilling?
Picking up is never the difficult part. How it feel and how it landed is the issue here. Would love to see how fast you can do this.
Communication is not always about words and elaboration. Sometimes you don't need many words to express how you feel. This short message is worth a thousand words.
Will you send another email or the recipient will understand this? A lecturer will be more interested in the mail. The message is clear!