Are you ready for the craziest ride of your life? With this list of fifty of the craziest things you’ll ever see on the road, you’re sure to see something that will have you in stiches. From dogs on motorcycles to dinosaurs on the street, this list contains everything you never thought you’d see! Without further ado, let’s dive right into the madness.
Bus in Disguise
In England, it’s perfectly natural for trains to drive on the roadway. Apparently, the Parliament decided there was no harm. I mean, they already drive on the wrong side of the road, so what could be worse? In seriousness, though, I hope this bus driver can get it figured out. It seems like all the traffic’s finally getting to him.
My Little Hobby
What you can’t see in the photo is the passenger in the back. Meet Frank, the world’s most celebrated Uber driver. With a full two weeks’ experience working as a driver and full-time radio, Frank offers a ride home like no other. Relax with a little bit of saxophone or up the danger a notch by asking him to play his guitar.
Don’t mind me, but I think someone forgot something important at the gas pump. I just hope they’re not dragging the gas pump with them. But, hey, it’s understandable. We’re all trying to find ways to save on gas. Maybe not this way, but… to each his own. This is a judge-free zone. I’m just wondering how the driver’s gotten this far.
I don’t know what evil genius drives this vehicle, but I sure am terrified. It looks like the car of every ex-girlfriend I’ve ever had… You surely don’t want this to pull up outside your house in the middle of the night. If we’re being honest, though, you probably do need some sense of humor to drive this thing.
There’s nothing worth risking your life over quite like a 46” Hisen TV. With HD picture quality and smart home compatibility options, this television is worth all the damage a scooter-ride home can incur. Let’s be honest, though. If this man makes it back home, he deserves some type of medal. But why do I get the feeling this isn’t his first time doing this?
It seems like Gru is up to no good again. I don’t know exactly what his end game is here, but now seems like the time to act. I mean, what’s more terrifying than a giant minion? Well, actually, I can think of several things. Still, I don’t like the way this one’s smiling. And where did it come from anyway?
From Animation to Reality
I don’t know what the gang’s up to this time, but I’m rooting for them. Maybe they can do something about that giant minion in the road. Or perhaps Disney is just prepping for Toy Story 4. If that’s the case, I’ve just gotten a first-hand view. But wait… how is Woody actually moving? I’ve got to get out of here!
“What do you mean I was swerving in and out of lanes? No, I wasn’t drinking any formula! Is this something I’ll have to tell Grandma about? I don’t think she’ll be very happy about this. No, I won’t take a breathalyzer! This is outrageous! What? You mean my punishment is hugs and kisses? Well, that doesn’t sound too bad…”
They say this is actually the stage for the world’s most-high stakes poker game. Can you hold down your chips while going eighty on the freeway? Get ready for a bumpy ride! The first one overboard loses… Seriously, though. I just want to know who took the picture. Who knows? This may be the world’s first true highway photoshoot.
Into the Road
“Nothing out of the ordinary here. After I get done rolling through this wet concrete, I plan on jumping a few potholes and driving the wrong way down a few one-way streets. Hopefully there are a few stop signs I can ignore. If I’m really good, maybe I’ll even get a shot at the old lady crossing the street.”
Watch the Drawing
I can’t really blame them. I mean, they road looks pretty real… if you’re a cartoon, I mean. I guess the driver missed the Road Runner on the side, but at least they’ve done the public a service. I just hope they’re the only ones who’ve made this mistake. Who knows how many people smashed into this wall before it was repainted?
Finally, someone who actually gets what those little side cars are actually made for! It appears this isn’t Spot’s first ride, either. He looks more natural in his getup than most bikers… which is saying something. You’ve got to wonder where they’re headed. Perhaps a trip to the local Petsmart? Or maybe Spot just doesn’t like walks.
I’m going to ignore the fact that her last name is Pigg and simply focus on the fact that she probably helped this older gentleman fulfill one of his life long fetishes… I mean wishes. What biker doesn’t want to tickle perfectly-manicured feet while driving down the highway? A recent Gallup poll reveals the number is zero.
This is either poorly-done commissioned work or street art gone right. If it’s the former, it might help explain why the road is in need of some serious repairs. They say that anyone who passes under this tunnel of death is never seen again… At least not on this road because no one wants to stay in this shady area more than they need to.
The Whole Gang
You don’t even have to look at the bumper to know this person’s a little kooky. To be honest, I’m still trying to make out what exactly is going on. It looks like a drug-induced tea party for creepy toys, but I guess one man’s goosebumps are another man’s fine art. I just wonder what the right side of the truck looks like.
We all enjoy a good pun. It seems like the driver of this truck could have excelled in a different role. Perhaps a career in marketing would have been better. Then we could get even more excellent Queen car decals. Here’s my favorite: a hearse that says, “Another one bites the dust.” Who knows? Maybe we’ll see it one day.
E.T Phone Home
I must admit—I kind of thought the alien invasion would look a little more fearsome. Instead, it looks like our extraterrestrial friends need a tow truck. At least they’re following traffic laws. Legend says they were actually headed for Planet Z light years away. Imagine their disappointment getting stuck here. Oh, well, they’ll fit right in at Walmart.
Got the Message?
What can I say? It’s true. Still, it seems someone is a little too passionate about his job. I can’t recall anyone not liking trucks, at least not off the top of my head. I wonder how much flack this driver’s taken about his job. Maybe he just wants to sound macho. Whatever the case, I can’t disagree.
Pikachu, I choose you! Weaboo alert. It’s all but guaranteed the driver of this vehicle owns about thirty anime figurine and thousands of manga. But, it’s okay, I don’t judge. There’s nothing wrong with a public display of love. In fact, we should all dare to express ourselves the same way. Quick, someone paint my car like the Batmobile!
This is what happens when you let your three-year-old choose your rims. Now you’ve ended up with a skinny Patrick Star and are in dire need of a total respray. I’m sure that tire will look amazing going 80 miles down the highway. Let’s just hope all four wheels are decked out, or this could be a real disaster.
I'll be Here Waiting
“She said tonight was the night. Man, homegirl plays too much. I can’t believe I’m sitting here popping bubbles when I could be popping… Well, whatever. At least I’ve got my bubble wrap.” Unfortunately, this driver has the look. You know, the one you only get when your girl shoots you down. Oh well, bud, better luck next time.
I must admit: I’m not sure what I’m looking at it. At first, I was drawn to the bowl of peppers, but now I’m thinking this was just an excellent decoy. Why doesn’t that car have a license plate? And why is it stopped on the side of the road? I guess some questions are simply left unanswered.
Anything For The Job
We’re either looking at a hard-working man or a murder victim. I’m not sure which. What does seem sure is that the guy in the hardhat cares a little too much. And what’s that sledge hammer doing there? Nothing about this picture seems right. I’m beginning to feel uncomfortable. Quick! Pedal to the metal—now!
I’m accepting volunteers to drive me to my new house. Applicants must be able to drive a scooter with heavy-weight wooden furniture digging into their backs. Risks involve traffic tickets, overturning vehicles, and death by squishing. Helmets are required, but absolutely no other form of protective gear is necessary. If interested, please give me a call at 1-800-ohpleasehelpmeimdesperate.
On the Road
Hey, I’m not going to judge. This is actually a great business strategy. Setting aside the legality, who doesn’t want to do business in the middle of stopped traffic? Making money is all about using your head. I mean, how can the police get you if you’re surrounded by dead-locked traffic? And with business like this, who even cares?
Pay no attention to the llama on your left. It’s just an illusion, a hallucination brought about by your exhaustion. In fact, you’re not fit to drive right now. Pull over at the nearest hotel and get some rest. There’s absolutely no way that muzzled llama next to your vehicle is real. Still, I’m going to need you to forget everything you just saw.
What Happened to Buffy?
Too bad they didn’t put a phone number. I’ve been meaning to do something about the vampires in my area. It’s always better to use a professional, however. In all seriousness, I wonder just what the driver is doing with all those spikes. I can’t think of any good reason to ride around like that. Unless, of course, he’s serious.
This wasn’t an accident. It was actually a genius marketing strategy designed to show everyone the truth of their cliched slogan. It certainly worked. I do wonder, however, how much they must have paid the driver to slam into the overpass. Whatever the case, the message is clear: there are no shortcuts, especially if you’re driving a big rig.
Man, what a steal. We all wish we had a babe like that on our motorcycles… if we had motorcycles. In all seriousness, I’ve never seen anything quite so sad. Having Barbie on the back of your ride does little to convince anyone they should be there instead. To each his own, sure, but I’m not so sure this is a winning strategy.
Father and Son
Precious cargo! Commuters should take care not to get too close to this heavy load. I can only imagine how full this trucker’s cab must be to put this little guy on the back. Who knows? Maybe he’s got a sense of humor. Or perhaps it’s a sweet gift for a son at home. As they say, like father, like son.
Okay, this got me. I can only wonder how many complaints this traffic crew got before unveiling this sign. Even with a bit of shade thrown their way, I’m sure the commuters on this road were happy to know the roadwork was complete. I doubt this sign was up too long, but it sure left its mark.
How Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
We’re all thinking the same thing. Unfortunately, this photo tells us nothing new. All we know is that the chicken is crossing the road to reach an unmarked location. I have my own theory. If you pan the camera a little to the right, you’ll find a KFC… or what’s left of one. This bird’s walking with suspicious swagger.
What Do You Mean?
Talk about mixed signals. Sometimes in life, there’s no right answer. In those times, I love pulling out my phone on the freeway to make a tricky situation even more dangerous. Should I keep left and follow this truck I clearly shouldn’t follow, or swerve off the road for being on my phone? The choices are endless.
Snow On Me
There’s nothing like a breath of fresh air. Speeding down an ice-covered highway with the top down, fighting back frost bite as a blizzard blows through your hair. In case you weren’t aware, this is a sensation unlike any other you’ve ever experienced. We suspect that this driver’s next impressive feat is to swim the artic naked—but, hey, what do we know?
What’s better than being good-looking and rich? To be honest, not much. That’s probably why this guy looks so happy. Still, I don’t know if I’d be so thrilled if my head poked out of the top of my convertible. Jealousy? Maybe, but that’s quite a breeze. One has to wonder if he could even ride with the top up.
Learning From Experience
There’s a time and a place to be snarky. It’s safe to say that if an officer is taking a picture of your vehicle, it’s the wrong time and the wrong place. Still, this picture is actually pretty hilarious. This policeman took the perfect photograph, and it’s likely he didn’t even know he was photobombing himself.
Mobile Living Room
Don’t hate him because you ain’t him. Who doesn’t want to ride down the road in a recliner? I know I do, even if just once. You’ve got to admit: Grandpa’s got some skills. It takes a lot to rig up an automobile of this caliber, so props to him. Maybe next he’ll even add a passenger seat.
Chilling In The Back
There’s a list of things I don’t want to see on the back of a pickup truck, and both of these individuals are on it. Unless this is for Halloween, it’s a pretty disturbing ride. Still, it’s worth watching to see who they pick up next. Perhaps the party won’t start until Pennywise and Freddy join.
How Did You Get Here?
The Simpsons has been around so long, that it’s almost not surprising to see this. If you’ve followed the show for the last thirty or so years, it’s nearly hard to believe that Homer isn’t real. So, nope, this one’s not surprising. In fact, the most shocking thing about this photo is Marge’s hair, which is obviously too short.
There’s a right way and a wrong way to do things. In case you missed it, this is absolutely the wrong way. Still, if you can move everything in your house in one go, it may be worth it—assuming you don’t crash into anything along the way. I’m just surprised the truck actually made it to the gas station.
Half & Half
I’m not going to lie—that’s expert marketing. Take a ride with the Sheriff to avoid a ride with the, you know, sheriff. I bet this driver is especially busy on the weekends, and for $20 a pop, he probably makes a pretty penny. Now all he needs is a police radio.
Directions on Me
Who needs a GPS when you can have a globe? Travel the world with as little detail as possible! To the driver’s credit, he did get a pretty large piece. And who knows? Maybe this system actually works. I don’t think I’d take any chances with him in the car, however. And the way that globe takes up the whole passenger seat, I don’t think anyone else wants to, either.
Back To The Future
Grandpa’s had this piece longer than you and I have been alive. It’s quite an achievement that it still moves quickly enough to warrant that pair of goggles. I’ve got to admit, I’m a little jealous of the ride—even though you wouldn’t catch me dead with those things over my eyes. But, hey, if it works, it works!
Did You Hear That?
Someone’s out of a job. It seems like a basic part of the job description to know the height of your truck, but perhaps that’s not the case in this part of the world. I wonder how fast you’d have to be going to do that much damage. Whatever the case, I would have loved to see that driver’s walk of shame getting out of that vehicle.
‘MURICA! Nothing screams USA like a minivan with no doors. Unfortunately for the driver, no number of downgrades can make this granny car into a Jeep. Still, I’m impressed with the driver’s decorative abilities. The flag on top is very fitting. I mean, if you’re not free to drive this mess, are you really free at all?
How To Save Money
You remember elementary school where you’d balance a book on your head while walking? This is kind of like that, only this time you’re balancing a thousand dollar couch and endangering who knows how many lives. I guess the couch won’t move itself, but… is it that hard to call a U-Haul? Here, we’ll dial one for them.
They Are Back
Don’t mind Brutus. Sometimes he gets out of his fence. But don’t worry. As long as you are nowhere around him, he won’t hurt you. We’re thinking about getting him a leash so that he doesn’t get the urge to walk around at night. Until then, you might want to stay away. Oh, yeah, and you probably want to upgrade your home insurance.
And We Like Him Too
I don’t know where this picture was taken, but I know of a few good places that need a similar sign. I guess if showing road fatality statistics doesn’t work, a bit of dry humor will. That’s apparently the hope, anyway. But message taken. I’ll be sure to watch out for all the Bobs next time I’m on the road.
Two in One
I guess if you’re stuck driving that thing, there’s no reason not to pretend you’re driving something else. It doesn’t even have to be a sports car. I’m sure the owner of that Mystery Machine would be just fine with a low-grade Mazda or his grandma’s Buick. And, hey, if people can drive into painted walls, they just might believe they’re riding next to a Corvette.
Get This Ring
YOU SHALL NOT PASS. Apparently, Gandalf’s own threat has come back to haunt him. Afternoon traffic is no joke. It’s certainly worse than powerful magic in dwarf dungeons. We’ve got to give this man a compliment, though. His hair is on point. I’ve never seen a better wizard impersonation. Perhaps he can serve as a double in the next Hobbit movie?
These Photos Will Make You Feel Better About Your Day
We might not like to admit it, but the saying is right, "Misery loves company". Even if we try to think of ourselves as the nicest, most generous people in the world, we still feel better when other people are doing worse. So in the spirit of embracing this fact, here are a few images that will bring a smile to your face in those less happy days.
Late to the Pizza Party
Pushing to limits is never useful every day. Sometimes you just need to know when is the best time to go home. When you are too tired to even hold a box of pizza, maybe it's time you call it a night. Unless you want to be part of a meme.
You will lose both your energy and food as the source of energy. You might also lose some saliva in the process. Pizza would have been delivered to you.
Trying to Help
This kid was just trying to do the right thing, but he probably regretted it the next second. Sometimes life can be so unfair. Your motive may not always reflect in the results.
But that doesn’t mean you stop helping. While the thought counts, act.
This is embarrassing. This girl was so focused on applying her makeup, she neglected to check whether someone was in that car. The driver found the best way to let her know. That would be you!
So how many times do you stop to check if your dress or shirt is well-pressed? Maybe the one-sided windows are everywhere in your city. The bank window may not roll down but there might be someone looking.
Expert gamers also started here. If you are familiar with the Rush Hour game where the goal is to free the red car, this is the hardest level you probably have ever seen. At one point in life, this must have been you greatest disappointment.
Math is never interesting if you are rushing with time. It is the thrill in this game that will keep you overnight. Figure out before you get stuck here.
Summer is no joke! So a note to self: don't leave your duck in the car in a hot summer day. You might come back to a puddle instead.
The deco in your car might expand. If you were tired of picking it up every time you hit a bump, it will be permanent. Don’t park anywhere during summer.
In the race between water and humans, water win. It might sound like a known fact, but this guy had to learn it the hard way. It is not one of the interesting facts, it is real. Nowhere to run!
Not everyone has to learn by experience. Water is more powerful, we know that. Don’t let it prove to you in a hard way.
What Are You Doing Here?
Next time lock your window properly. There is always someone waiting for an opportunity. Looks like someone has taken possession over this couple's bedroom. He appears so surprised, as if the couple should be the one to apologize for the invasion.
Call it unwelcome visitor but it is already on the couch. I bet you won’t forget to check on your window and door next time. It also needs a comfortable bed in the evening.
Consider a Belt
This swat team was so focused on the mission, they forgot to check what they have connected the cables too. Just in case, I recommend the guy use a belt next time. But there is no way to fasten the neck on the head.
The supervisor will be happy with your focus but what about your trouser? Maybe checking cables should be more than work cables. The guy should work a centimeter away.
Watch Your Step
It has been said that nothing hurts more than stepping on a piece of Lego. I guess that people who say that do not have screws sticking out of their floor. Wood floors have more about life.
The next time you are on a wooden floor, watch your step. The screws might be everywhere on the edges. Don’t move with theories.
Everything was perfect. Great weather, nice water temperature, and amazing day at the beach. The only thing to make it perfect was this ice cream cone. Looks like the bird had the same idea.
Everyone on the beach is feeling the heat. Next time you might wan to buy or carry more ice cream. The bird needs to cool down too.
Water will always beat human. When the temperature drops, make sure not to park under a water stream. Otherwise, your car could become part of a frozen waterfall statue.
What do you keep in the trunk? Cold temperatures may not work with your clothes. Remember water is also heavy, don’t fear the temperature only.
Fun at The DMV
Someone at the DMV office probably tried to spice up his day when he registered this license plate. Not sure the girl who got it was as amused. The joke is on you.
The fun might be on the guy at DMV but you have to handle it. You have to share in the fun as you drive. Next time check before you walk out of DMV.
Stealing glances is not only with suitors. Updating your computers is never fun. You never know what might stop working and the time it is taking is never expected. Especially when the system does not know the meaning of percentage.
The wait never seems to end. If you 100% is the highest, you are in for a surprise. Computer language is different.
You need it immediately? Speaking about over-drying. Seems like there are more than one way to make sure the laundry is fully dry. Although has its fair share of surprises.
Steam is not the only option. Fire might be more efficient. It depends with how far you are willing to go with your creativity.
When you choose a window seat, you usually expect to see a bit more than the plane's inner wall. It is not easy to outgrow a window seat unless you’ve been on such an experience. Turns out surprises are not on birthdays only.
Wait for the air hostess to explain this. But she might not be in contact with the plane manufacturer. The airline did not promise any window views either.
Just when you thought you found the solution to all of your life's problems, it slips between your fingers. Maybe life is about timing. You should IP addresses of such containers to be lucky next time.
Maybe you need to find a new definition of pamphlet. Or you need glasses. Maybe you should not move, your life answer is here.
The best way to complement your lunch sandwich is with a delicious bottled juice. And if it comes for free, even better. If you are religious, the supernatural power is real.
It depends with how long you are willing to wait. Or how crazy you are willing to go with shaking the box. Or you can stay and hope.
Not sure who did the planning for these lockers, but he didn't do the best job. This person will have a tough time fitting in his school supplies. Might be a trigger to creativity.
Your first challenge in school.At least you were assigned a locker. Maybe you haven’t read the manual. It is for keeping something more specific and unique.
Didn't See That Coming
What other people do is wrong, what about your choices? This couple thought they already faced the hard part in their relationship. I bet they didn't see that coming. Research is not only for organizations.
There is always more to what meets the eye. When you think you have seen it all, blood is hiding. You might want to start with inside checks next time.
Everything was perfect. The perfect wedding in the perfect setting. Until the couple realized that it is slightly harder to get the ring back when it falls to a pond. Beach wedding might be more interesting, with moving water.
The perfect venue for fish or wedding? Unless a fish is kind enough to carry it for you. But you still won’t find it today. The moment is gone.
The one thing that can make a collision worse is having buckets of paint in the car when it happens. Am not sure if this covered by insurance. You collided with paint, the car is okay.
Can the police identify the driver? I hope it didn’t color the mouth too. Paint is more than color, it is sticky.
So you love surprises? When you prepare dinner in your rice cooker, this is the last thing you want to find inside. I guess the cat found the heat comforting.
Of course you were never too hungry. It can be a motivation to cleaning all your kitchen. How about pet training?
This looks quite dangerous. It is important to remember that the MRI scans are magnetic and it is probably not the best idea to have a huge metal crate right next to it. Hopefully the patient has already left.
Guess doctors are mostly right. Next time don’t ignore warnings on walls and doors. MRI likes natural, no makeup or cosmetic.
Fashion has no limits. Sometimes it finds you. We all know how to get a farmer's tan, but if you opt for this unique zebra look, all you have to do is to wear ripped jeans and wait in the sun.
Make use of the natural light. Zebras may have burnt to become black. So how do you plan on the white strips?
It's a Match
You know this awkward moment when you hand out your passport and try to match the expression in your picture so that the officer knows it is you? In her case, if he can't really tell, it is probably a compliment. I hope she can’t match the passport face.
We change right? This is the first time you will hope the authority thinks its not you. just to build your self-confidence.
Things to remember before jumping from a plane: check that your parachute is functioning and that you have nothing in your pocket. You don't want to be like this guy who lost his keys on the way down. Not sure how to follow the “drain” here.
Requirements before a sky ride should be zero items. You don’t want to land on a rock because of car keys. Or maybe loss is your definition of good memories.
Stuck and Wet
It is never a good time to be locked in. But it is especially less convenient when you are naked, wet in the shower and you need to get the maintenance guy to get you out. Safety in this case has two options; showering with door open or with clothes on.
I wonder if he was done with the shower. Is he ever going back to the bathroom? Once bitten twice shy.
Ever wondered what will happen if you press a stress ball too hard? Fortunately you don't have to wonder anymore. This guy has the answer. I hope that matches level of stress.
Sauce or stress? Next time you are stressed, try to regulate. How do you explain sauce on your palm?
Remember, you don't want to leave your tool box open in the car while driving. And more importantly, the guy behind you definitely doesn't want you to do that. Fixing a wind screen may not require such a tool.
Tools are not necessary on a clean windscreen. Unless you are planning to fix something while driving, always close the trunk. The guy driving behind will be happier.
Food on Fire
It is one thing to burn the food. It is a totally different thing to burn the entire house along with it. Remember to check when the food is burnt “properly.”
Choose, food or house? In either case you have to keep watch. The burn should not be exaggerated.
This is horrible and must be extremely painful. I am literally out of words to describe it as I am not even able to look. The charge is not a usual one.
I hope you know the feeling because I can’t describe. It is plugging gone wrong. Mistakes come with pain.
Always Wear a Hat
One thing that can be sure about this guy is that he knows the importance of wearing a hat in the summer. At least he has one part of the body looking normal. How do you wear a hat?
Depends with where you prioritize for protection. Keep your head clean and cool. Summer sun will obey your priorities.
Hide and Seek
This little kid found the best hiding place in the entire store. Try to find him yourself, since his dad definitely can't.
Hiding does not always have to be in darkness, you can enjoy an “overview.” I hope the kid plays a game. If they look up, he jumps. Am glad it is not in the dark.
Please Watch the Closing Doors
That is why they always say "please watch the closing doors" before and after boarding the train. You might leave something behind when in a rush. After you leave should you check to watch the doors closing?
You still ignore signs? Warnings and directions seem unnecessary until you are in it. The door will close anyway.
World of Skittles
This looked like a start of a really good dream, a world full of skittles. It is less dreamy when it is all spread on the floor and has to be cleaned up. Skittles trigger creativity.
Skittles are only interesting when contained. The color can be a stress trigger on the ground. You can’t risk walking here.
The Magic of Google Maps
Google Maps capture all kind of moments, but this is especially precious. Talking about the perfect timing for a picture. You won’t miss this location on GPS.
The perfect capture. It is more than a direction here, you have an idea of the surface. Some coincidences are perfect!
Sometimes it is all about luck. If this rock was rolling slightly more to the left, the house will only be a memory. The stone might have overstepped its fun and hurt someone.
Say you were on the side of the house. Will the stone still be praised? Wait, where is the car?
When you expect to see kids at your door for "Trick or Treat" it must be terrifying to find a moose instead. Especially when he is taking the treat without asking. Will the kids find it amazing?
I hope you will be familiar with your kids’ scream if this ever happens. It is interesting later. When it happens it will scare you.
We can probably all agree that there are scarier rides than the ferris wheel. Except for this specific ferris wheel which ended up being a terrible experience. Speed increases intensity of fire. Would you hear your own scream while on the ferris?
Fire and speed is not a pleasant combination. Stay or jump? There is no interesting option, maybe screaming.
Pill Side Effect
Before closing your laptop, always check nothing is on the keyboard. You might end up with a huge damage like this guy did. If you were worried, the pill is doing well. The manufacturer did not mention this side effect, will you sue?
Effect doesn’t have to be after ingestion. Next time check on your keyboard. There might be something with more chemicals than a pill.
Bad Parking Spot
You know hazards to avoid when parking. Avoid fruits from falling on it, birds from doing their business on it, and other cars from hitting it. However, how do you avoid from flying eggs to hit it?
Eggs are sticky and colorful. If you think yellow is bright, try eggs. How do you explain at the nex police check as you drive to clean up?
Make sure you choose your friends wisely. Do not keep the friends that leave you buried in the sand, while being used as the bird’s toilet. Maybe they have gone back hoes for their shovels.
Who do you take as company to the beach? Birds will always be with you. Just don’t be stationary.
Guess what won't make it to its destination? The owner is probably all excited for his vacation, not knowing he is in for a surprise when landing. Destination is not always about effort.
The surprise might even be earlier. If the owner ha d a collection ready for the vacation. It won’t be a pleasant surprise.
The Fountain From Hell
What is your definition of amazing? Unless you are looking for a good location for filming a horror movie, this might be scary. The special effect for the bloody water is already there. Now you only need the actors, and action!
It is only exciting for the horror lover. I guess you won’t take a selfie here. It is only fit to look and go.
There is a Lake!
Thanks to GPS cars, swimming is now a surprise. Do you know the Office episode when they drive into the lake while listening to the GPS? Looks like things like that do not only happen on TV.
Cars also swim. Am not sure if the direction is still dependent on GPS. Otherwise it may not be exciting to be in the car.
We all get sunburns but this is quite normal. That is what happens when you get a sun burn with a shaved head.
You come back with a dent just in the middle of your head. The scar on summer, normal. It is the sun not your skin. Everybody will understand.
It's a Massacre
It looks like a complete massacre. Thankfully, on a second look, you realize it is only laundry going completely wrong. This is what happens when you work too hard.
When you have to define the fabric. Laundry machines are not yet smart enough. Maybe regular checking will do next time.
Customer Take Over
Speaking of customer oriented services. When the customer thinks he is always right, he might also think he knows it all. Even better than the employee. Not sure that was what they meant by a self-checkout.
Self-service and self-checkout might be getting out of hand. Maybe it is good for customers. But what would be the cashier’s role?
It is always a good idea to hold on to the handrails. However, sometimes it is completely necessary to stay alive. The bike or the rail? Choose fun.
At least you determine your fate here. Whether it is up or down, you have the choice. Holding on might be a safer option.
Cheers? When you are clinking glasses with someone, make sure the bottom of the glass can endure it. Otherwise, you will end up in wet pants like this guy. In addition, probably pay more at the restaurant.
Not every toasting ends well. It is not about the lady, it is how you hold the glass. Seems the lady knows that better.
Does It Belong to Anyone?
Don’t you think a plane engine is amazing? The last thing you expect to find when hearing a loud noise from outside your house is probably a plane engine. What happened to the rest of it? Owners always come for it, you won’t have to advertise.
What’s the attraction on your wall? The engine had a malfunction in the air but is suddenly “fixed.” Only issue is the house can’t move.
What do you do when the park gate closes before you are done passing? I guess the only solution is to pay twice. Is the ticket per car or in given time?
The park gate is too smart and therefore accurate. You might have to step out of the car. Hope it doesn’t close before you drive out.
Closing your car might also be about comfort the next day. This is not a surprise you want to find in your car before taking off to work. Maybe next time you will remember to keep the car's doors closed before getting inside the house.
Or you will have fun with a little cold on your seat and steering. Snow also loves some warmth. It takes any opening to find its way inside. You might wake up to a full car.
Not Suitable for Adults
Some things should only be used by children. You keep to your own things and let the kids enjoy theirs. Seemingly, the difference between kids and adults is not only age.
Love swinging? Try the steel structures. With every complete cycle you weaken the wood. Unless you are checking its sustenance, it is for kids.
While You Were Gone
Did you task a repair company while leaving in the morning? Maybe they are not yet done. Coming back home from work is always a happy occasion. Unless it looks like your home went under a major sandstorm while you were gone.
The sand thought its time to be part of your household. Surprise for you comes in a different version. Check the walls.
When your upstairs neighbors are squirrels, do not be surprised if your icicles are not white. Squirrels decorate with frozen feces. You can evict them without a one-month notice.
There is always a stranger around or within the house. The stranger in this case doesn’t like you ignoring the presence. They have to do something to draw your attention. be nice.
The marketing department should have made the almond milk and the beef stock packages a bit more distinct. Be attentive when you are just from bed. Otherwise, you might mix the two in your morning coffee.
I hope you take coffee after shower. This mistake is easier if you are still in morning blues. The manufacturer seems to be tactful here.
Lucky Side Up
Don’t pick it up yet! Sometimes things usually drop on the wrong side, it is nice when they fall on the correct one for a change. Now how do you get it up without spilling?
Picking up is never the difficult part. How it feel and how it landed is the issue here. Would love to see how fast you can do this.
Communication is not always about words and elaboration. Sometimes you don't need many words to express how you feel. This short message is worth a thousand words.
Will you send another email or the recipient will understand this? A lecturer will be more interested in the mail. The message is clear!